Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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