love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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