I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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