ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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