that's an acceptable place to lick
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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