I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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