Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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