the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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