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Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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