I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I need a burrito and a hug.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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