you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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