I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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