doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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