In the future we'll all be gay
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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