at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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