I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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You. Win. At. Life.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I have peed in a lot of sinks
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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