There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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