It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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