oh god the rape fog is back!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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