HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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