so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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