Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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