we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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