He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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