Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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