areolas are like halos for boobs.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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