some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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