Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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