Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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