she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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