I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize