fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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