Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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