No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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