You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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