did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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