Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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