My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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