nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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