i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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