well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I've blown a few things in my day
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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