Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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