We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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