he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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