we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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