i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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