**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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