Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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