I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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