You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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